In one scene from the the movie Warlords, Andy Lau's character was at knifepoint when he said:
'If you kill me Shounzon will be in bloodbath.'
The guy holding the knife then responded:
'I have the same number soldiers. They would surely defend this place until the end.'
Several things ensued which would further make the events seemed 'epic'. But then I was just thinking. If I were in Andy Lau's place, I would have:
Nodded, carved a little smile, and said, 'hence, the bloodbath', with hand gestures and all.
Maybe it could cheer up the situation a bit no?
Monday, March 7, 2011
Apa Nak Dibuat?
"Atas jalan raya, hujan lebat. Kereta banyak ni. Lebatnya sampai susah nak nampak kenderaan lain di jalan raya."
"Soalnya bagaimana nak membolehkan kenderaan lain nampak saya supaya tidak berlaku kemalangan? Mestilah pasang hazard light kan? Dengan memasang hazard mesti kereta di belakang akan perasan dan dan lebih berhati-hati. Takkan nak pasang lampu dak? Bukan malam pun."
Genius!
"Hujan masih lebat, hazard light sudah dipasang. Kereta lain mesti kagum dengan teknik yang saya gunakan untuk memberi amaran tentang kehadiran saya dihadapan mereka."
"Ops nampaknya saya sudah hampir ke destinasi. Sekarang saya berada di lorong kanan dan saya ingin masuk ke simpang kiri. Kereta banyak ni. Kalau nak masuk aje macam saya buat selalu macam takut pulak. Oh ni kena bagi signal ni. Tick."
"Eh nanti dulu. Dengan hazard light yang terpasang ni, apa akan jadi kalau saya signal ke kiri? Apakah lampu belah kiri akan nampak lebih laju dari signal belah kanan? Err, ke nak kena bukak tingkap hulur tangan?"
Genius!!!
"Soalnya bagaimana nak membolehkan kenderaan lain nampak saya supaya tidak berlaku kemalangan? Mestilah pasang hazard light kan? Dengan memasang hazard mesti kereta di belakang akan perasan dan dan lebih berhati-hati. Takkan nak pasang lampu dak? Bukan malam pun."
Genius!
"Hujan masih lebat, hazard light sudah dipasang. Kereta lain mesti kagum dengan teknik yang saya gunakan untuk memberi amaran tentang kehadiran saya dihadapan mereka."
"Ops nampaknya saya sudah hampir ke destinasi. Sekarang saya berada di lorong kanan dan saya ingin masuk ke simpang kiri. Kereta banyak ni. Kalau nak masuk aje macam saya buat selalu macam takut pulak. Oh ni kena bagi signal ni. Tick."
"Eh nanti dulu. Dengan hazard light yang terpasang ni, apa akan jadi kalau saya signal ke kiri? Apakah lampu belah kiri akan nampak lebih laju dari signal belah kanan? Err, ke nak kena bukak tingkap hulur tangan?"
Genius!!!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
In Your Face
To unlock the keypad of this new Nokia phone, you just have to push the hangup button, causing the display to light up and then tap on the Unlock touch button on the screen. Touch button?
Yup, very simple. One press of a key followed by a single touch on the screen. Why not right? Come to think of it, this small phone could be making a statement. It could simply be a big "fuck you" to all the smartphones requiring the user to slide their fingers on the screen to unlock the phones, in a subtle way.
Pretty pointless now huh?
Yup, very simple. One press of a key followed by a single touch on the screen. Why not right? Come to think of it, this small phone could be making a statement. It could simply be a big "fuck you" to all the smartphones requiring the user to slide their fingers on the screen to unlock the phones, in a subtle way.
Pretty pointless now huh?
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